i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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