His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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