Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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