Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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