oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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