Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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