How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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