I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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