Sry I called you an 8
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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