remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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