do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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