It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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