Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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