i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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