just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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