I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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