The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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