I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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