U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
A bitchslap is in order.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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