Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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