in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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