My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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