the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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