It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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