Where did you get a picture of my penis
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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