You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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