you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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