If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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