My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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