walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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