wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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