I just pynch a tree in the face
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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