Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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