just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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