I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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