You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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