ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
