the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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