IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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