bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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