I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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