that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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