So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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