your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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