Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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