i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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