what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
