Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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