Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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