I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I love you.
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