I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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