Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How does it feel to date your dad?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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