i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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