So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i black out too much to be "responsible"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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